Juice: Lost In Central Park (Part 1)

Juice - the frontman of The Sexually finds himself lost in Central Park with no assistants around him. Can he get home?

Season 3 of The Sexually

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The Sexually Starts Shooting Season 3

Last night the cast and crew of The Sexually got together to begin shooting Season 3 of the show. It seems, things between Juice and Johnnie have degraded to such a low point that Evelyn demands that the band go to therapy.




If it worked for Metallica, maybe it could work for The Sexually as well!



Can the boys be tamed and understand their feelings?

Watch and see...

The Sexually - Season 2- Episode 5

The Sexually: Season 2, Episode 5... A Sexual Dream

Juice has a dream sequence...

Watch Season 2, Episode 3

Episode 3: Pending a Few Lawsuits

Juice talks... and talks...

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Season 2, Episode 2

SEASON 2, EPISODE 2: HARD BASTARD
An interview with Julian. He's vicious.

Season 2, Episode 1

Season 2, Episode 1 - Rapture Happens. Get to know the mates in the band. First up Johnnie!

The Sexually: In Their Own Words

i don't really appreciate the insensitivities of my band mates (if you can even call them that, anymore). they bring me into this room- THIS room! Where the Hell am I? ...in this room, that has a Christmas Tree in it. they know full well how much i absolutely despise any plant that whores itself out for man's special occasions. The Christmas Tree is second only to Roses on the plants that i hate! i'm not looking at it. i won't. i'm not. i will not. i don't care if its feelings are hurt. i'm not talking to it either. go away! ALL OF YOU! [wait. don't go. it's a new hat i have. do you like it?] - johnnie




Dylan (left) and Juice (right) are the first to the table as the band sits down for their first meal together in years. The conversation went as follows:

Dylan: Juice, I'm very glad to be here, but I have a bit of a concern.


Juice: What would that be, mate?

Dylan: I'm concerned you guys are trying to poison me.

Juice: Don't be ridiculous, Dylan. We're all eating from the same plates. How could we poison you?

Dylan: Well, you could use some kind of special poison that doesn't hurt you, but kills me.

Juice: I'm not trying to poison you, Dylan?

Dylan: Oh. Thank you.

Juice: For what?

Dylan: For not trying to poison me.

Juice: You're very welcome. How are the new meds treating you?

Dylan: I stopped taking them.



now that the band has successfully poisoned Dylan, the discuss the best way to get rid of the body.




christmas always makes me horny. not that i'm not that way all year round, but i just find that girls are more in a "party" mood this time of year. it works out for me well. i like to get about two or three girls together at my flat. then after some recreational drug use, i ask them all too... [censored] ...usually they'll so no, but then they'll... [censored] ... which sort of gets me in the mood, so i... [censored] ... and then one of the girls always ends up... [censored] ... so then i... [censored] ...and then they... [censored]. it's lots of fun, really. until someone gets... [censored]. - julian




the great thing about christmas is jack daniels. it helps make everything blurry and unfocused. then i get all tingly inside, kind of frisky, and i start to think of all the blessings in my life, like Gina and Melinda and Greta and Paris and Sasha and Mia and... (merry christmas, luvs!) -juice

The Sexually on Slide

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Tonight: The Sexually Has Dinner!

This evening, the band will unite once again - and this time it's over ribs. As they chow down on some down-home cooking, the mates will discuss their feelings on the holiday season, Santa and whiskey.



Can they remain in a room together long enough to get some footage... only time with tell.




Prepare to celebrate the holiday season with The Sexually!

The Sexually: Episode 3 - Watch It Now!

Without Johnny, the other band members must start writing new songs after they find out they can't just cover their old songs under a new name.

The Sexually Is Here

After the huge success of our webseries: The In-Betweens of Holly Malone and In the Can, On the Leesh presents: The Sexually. Think “Entourage” meets “Spinal Tap.”





Britain's next great punk band, The Napalms, lead by ripping guitarist Johnnie Napalm and their pelvic proned front man Juice, are now toiling in New York, having lost all their rights to both name and music ("bit of a problem, luv"). Super-Lawyer, Evelyn Harden is retuning them for new greatness as The Sexually. Aside from Juice's addiction to himself, she has one more problem... the talent, the music, Johnnie, is missing!



Recently shot in a swanky office in Chelsea, “The Sexually” should have its premiere in April. Check out some some of our production stills and, if you can’t wait until April and want to get a taste now, check out some promo’s on our website: www.ontheleesh.com



Check out the promo here...

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