Thursday, December 18, 2008
i don't really appreciate the insensitivities of my band mates (if you can even call them that, anymore). they bring me into this room- THIS room! Where the Hell am I? ...in this room, that has a Christmas Tree in it. they know full well how much i absolutely despise any plant that whores itself out for man's special occasions. The Christmas Tree is second only to Roses on the plants that i hate! i'm not looking at it. i won't. i'm not. i will not. i don't care if its feelings are hurt. i'm not talking to it either. go away! ALL OF YOU! [wait. don't go. it's a new hat i have. do you like it?] - johnnie
Dylan (left) and Juice (right) are the first to the table as the band sits down for their first meal together in years. The conversation went as follows:
Dylan: Juice, I'm very glad to be here, but I have a bit of a concern.
Juice: What would that be, mate?
Dylan: I'm concerned you guys are trying to poison me.
Juice: Don't be ridiculous, Dylan. We're all eating from the same plates. How could we poison you?
Dylan: Well, you could use some kind of special poison that doesn't hurt you, but kills me.
Juice: I'm not trying to poison you, Dylan?
Dylan: Oh. Thank you.
Juice: For what?
Dylan: For not trying to poison me.
Juice: You're very welcome. How are the new meds treating you?
Dylan: I stopped taking them.
now that the band has successfully poisoned Dylan, the discuss the best way to get rid of the body.
christmas always makes me horny. not that i'm not that way all year round, but i just find that girls are more in a "party" mood this time of year. it works out for me well. i like to get about two or three girls together at my flat. then after some recreational drug use, i ask them all too... [censored] ...usually they'll so no, but then they'll... [censored] ... which sort of gets me in the mood, so i... [censored] ... and then one of the girls always ends up... [censored] ... so then i... [censored] ...and then they... [censored]. it's lots of fun, really. until someone gets... [censored]. - julian
the great thing about christmas is jack daniels. it helps make everything blurry and unfocused. then i get all tingly inside, kind of frisky, and i start to think of all the blessings in my life, like Gina and Melinda and Greta and Paris and Sasha and Mia and... (merry christmas, luvs!) -juice
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
This evening, the band will unite once again - and this time it's over ribs. As they chow down on some down-home cooking, the mates will discuss their feelings on the holiday season, Santa and whiskey.
Can they remain in a room together long enough to get some footage... only time with tell.
Prepare to celebrate the holiday season with The Sexually!
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
the pink underwear is to remind myself that men can indeed wear pink, under certain circumstances, when girls are around... and they ask you to wear pink underwear. we ARE the SEXually! -juice
yes, it looks fun, luv. but it takes two zolofts and a half a bottle of whiskey to get a smile out of me when johnnie's in the room. he's actually biting me. - juice
yes, i'm johnnie napalm. back in the public eye. yes, i used to be a rockstar. but i've been to rockstar anonymous and i'm cured. no longer will i torture the world with my songs about my own tortured soul. from here on out (i'm going solo, luv) it will only be songs about peace and happiness and my desire to copulate with planet earth. i don't need a band to do that. one day, me, johnnie napalm, will have the courage to sing about my lover's butt. and the world will rejoice, in me... and my lover's butt. - johnnie napalm.
my name is Dylan Bob (unlawfully pictured left). my band mates, Johhnie (right) and Julianne (center) are always having a laugh at my expense. one of these days they'll find a vintage car bomb in their trousers. Then who's laughing, mates? ...me. i think. yeah, definatetly me. yeah. - dylan
t's difficult, being the front man in an international rock band. all the late nights, boozing and drugging with celebrities and models. a fella gets exhausted, keeping up with all the sexually active women i encounter. that's why i get at least twenty-four hours of sleep a week, preferably on wednesday. - juice
Friday, November 28, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Juice sleeps it off with an unidentified woman...
PJ Deboy (Johnnie) and Jeff Lycett (Juice) have a laugh between takes...
Getting all the boys under one roof has proved too volatile for TV, so we dragged them outside onto the streets of NY. Freezing their butts off in Central Park, we managed to squeeze out the band's greatest mystery to date - how did they find Johnnie and get him back?
Director, Alicia Arinella waits as the shot is set up
And clearly even the cold doesn't keep them from their usual insanity.
It was a cold day!
Check back soon to see these episodes uploaded!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
After the huge success of our webseries: The In-Betweens of Holly Malone and In the Can, On the Leesh presents: The Sexually. Think “Entourage” meets “Spinal Tap.”
Britain's next great punk band, The Napalms, lead by ripping guitarist Johnnie Napalm and their pelvic proned front man Juice, are now toiling in New York, having lost all their rights to both name and music ("bit of a problem, luv"). Super-Lawyer, Evelyn Harden is retuning them for new greatness as The Sexually. Aside from Juice's addiction to himself, she has one more problem... the talent, the music, Johnnie, is missing!
Recently shot in a swanky office in Chelsea, “The Sexually” should have its premiere in April. Check out some some of our production stills and, if you can’t wait until April and want to get a taste now, check out some promo’s on our website: www.ontheleesh.com
Check out the promo here...